1. Axlerod's Revenge

[John]

Here is my first Cars 2 story, Axlerod's Revenge, the first story for Radiator Springs Adventures.

WARNING: STORY MAY CONTAIN STRONG LANGUAGE, VIOLENCE, AND SUGGESTIVE THINGS INCLUDING CRUDE HUMOR, THEREFORE IT HAS BEEN RATED T FOR TEEN BY THE WRITER.

This story is also written like a script. If you don't like script stories, then don't read.

Part I: Holley's Date


{Finn McMissile and Holley Shiftwell drive by a large screen inside of C.H.R.O.M.E. HQ, an Aster Martin DBS appears on the screen}

Aston Marton DBS: Finn, Holley.

Finn McMissile: Yes, N?

N (Aston Marton DBS): I've got a mission for you two.

Holley Shiftwell: Usually is. *sighs*

N: Sir Miles Axlerod has escaped from Prison, and has taken a plane to the US.

Finn MsMissile: Where in the US, N?

N: Ornament Valley Airport, Carburetor County.

Finn McMissile: Yep, and I know exactly why. *Finn turns off the screen*

Holley Shiftwell: So Axlerod must be going to Radiator Springs to get his revenge on Mater, right?

Finn McMissile: I'm not sure, but probably so.

{Finn and Holley board a plane}

Finn McMissile: Siddeley.

Siddeley: Yes, Finn?

Finn McMissile: Ornament Valley Airport, Carburetor County.

Siddeley: Roger that.

{Siddeley flies away to Ornament Valley, cut to Ornament Valley Airport, Siddeley lands at the Airport, and Finn and Holley enter the airport, Mater sees them, and drives up to them}

Mater: Holley! Finn! It's you!

Holley Shiftwell: Hello Mater! Nice to see you again!

Mater: Boy, I can tell you're really excited for this first date tonight!

Holley Shiftwell: Well, actually I was here for another reason...

Finn McMissile: Don't worry, I can take care of Axlerod, you can go out with Mater.

Holley Shiftwell: But -

Mater: Thanks, Finn!

Finn McMissile: No prob.

{Cut to the Wheel Well restaurant, Mater and Holley are at a small table, eating some spagetti. Holley eats a noodle, and Mater ends up eating the same one as well, their lips touch eachothers, and Mater farts}

Holley Shiftwell: Eww, where did you learn your table manners?

Mater: Sorry. I always act like that when I eat with a girl.

Holley Shiftwell: I see......

Mater: Wanna go to the field?

Holley Shiftwell: Sure! I've love too...

{Cut to the tracotr field}

Holley Shiftwell: This isn't at all what I expected.

Mater: Well, go on! Honk your horn at him.

Holley: Beep? *In a very quiet-type of noise*

Tractor: *snorts at her face*

Holley: VROOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!

Tractor: *moos and tips over, farting at Holley's face*

Holley Shiftwell: This is disturbing.

{Mater takes Holley to another tractor, and Holley revs her engine at the tractor, the tractor tips over}

Mater: That was FUNNY!

Holley Shiftwell: *muttering to herself* It would have been better if it didn't fart in my face.

{Mater takes Holley to yet another tractor. Holley revs her engine, yet the tractor doesn't listen. Holley honks her horn, yet the tractor snorts in her face, finally she grabs it}

Mater: What in Chysler are you doin'?!

Holley Shiftwell: This stupid thing won't wake up!

Mater: Frank ain't gonna like it!

{Holley knocks over the tractor on it's side. A mooing sound is heard}

Holley Shiftwell: What was that?

Mater: That was Frank!

{Frank wakes up and sees the tractor, then sees Holley and Mater, and gets mad and chases them}

Mater: Run! He gonna get ya!

{Mater and Holley burst out of the fence, whilst Frank watches them escape.}

Mater: I know what to do next!

{Cut to a river close by}

Holley Shiftwell: Fishing? But we already ate dinner!

Mater: I know, the fish is for tomorrow's date!

Holley Shiftwell: Good Chrysler.

{Holley Shiftwell reals her hook in the water}

Holley Shiftwell: I caught something!

{Holley reals in an Aston Martin DB5}

Aston Martin DB5: Is Finn McMissile my real name?

Holley Shiftwell: Ah! *reverses into a cactus* What are you doing, Finn?

Finn McMissile: Trying to find Axlerod, nothing as of yet, sadly.

Mater: Is that why you came to Radiator Springs, Holley?

Holley Shiftwell: *smacks her face with her tire* Didn't I try to tell you that at the Airport?

Mater: I don't know... did you?

Holley Shiftwell: *smacks her face again, this time with both of her front wheels*

Finn McMissile: I've gotta go now.

{Mater throws his hook in he air and catches a rock in the water, the hook gets stuck in the water, and Mater mistakes it for a fish}

Mater: I caught something!

{Mater reals in his hook, but pulls himself into the water. Holley laughs and pulls Mater out}

Holley Shiftwell: I think we've had enough fishing for tonight.

Mater: I suppose you're right. *gets an idea* How about a drive?

Holley Shiftwell: Uh - OK.

Mater: Great! Let's go!

{Mater and Holley drive through Tailfin Pass. Mater suddenly stops}

Mater: My hood! My hood! I haven't seen that in YEARS!

Holley Shiftwell: First of all, what you mean is "bonnet," second, that's not a-

{Mater grabs his hood on the edge of the cliff, which is actually a giant rock, and ends up pulling himself over the edge of the cliff}

Mater: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

{Insert crashing noise here}

Holley Shiftwell: Mater, are you OK?

Mater: I'm fine!

Holley Shiftwell: This is going to be a loooong day.

{Cut back to Radiator Springs, Mater and Holley drive through the town}

Mater: Boy, I know what we're gonna do next!

Holley Shiftwell: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! *runs away*

Mater: Relax, I was gonna call it a day anyways.

Holley Shiftwell *behind Luigi's shop*: Now it's time to go find Axlerod.

~John

[Nicholas (Nictrain123)]

Pretty cool start. Can't wait to see what else will happen! ;D

[John]

The second part is already here...

Part II: Axlerod's Revenge (This is the final part, BTW)

{Finn and Holley drive around Carburetor County to try and find Axlerod, but to no avail. They finally stop inside of an old mine in Tailfin Pass}

Holley Shiftwell: Where could that Range Rover gone to?

Finn McMissile: I have no idea, Ms. Shiftwell, I have no idea...

{Cut to Miles Axlerod}

Miles Axlerod: I have no idea... What should I do to get my revenge on that rusty tow truck? Hmm... *Miles gets an idea* I got it! I got it! I'll call Zündapp right now!

{Cut to Axlerod, Zündapp, Grem and Acer at the Airport with two helicopters}

Professor Zündapp: That'll be 35 dollars.

Miles Axlerod: 35 dollars! But I OWN this helicopter, I'm in charge of you!

Professor Zündapp: Money or no helicopter, which will it be?

Miles Axlerod: Alright, alright! Here ya go!

{Miles pays Zündapp, then Zündapp, Grem and Acer board the second helicopter, then fly away}

Miles Axlerod: Idiots! Plain idiots! I have to pay for the helicopter I own! *gets inside of the helicopter and flies away* But at least I can get revenge on the rusty old lorry! *laughs evily*

{Cut to Finn and Holley searching for Axlerod, Mater jumps out of nowhere and scares Holley}

Mater: Boy you should have seen your face, Holley. You were scared out of your tires!

Holley Shiftwell: I wasn't scared-scared. I was just pretending.

Finn McMissile: Right, and I just pretend I work in the secret agency. *Mater and Finn laugh*

Mater: Have you found that Miles squeaky-rod yet?

Holley Shiftwell: First of all, it's "Axlerod." Second -

{Holley is interrupted by the sound of a helicopter flying over the three, the helicopter swoops down toward Mater and tries to aim for his hook, Mater catches the rear wheel by accident, and the helicopter flies away}

Mater: WOOOOAAAAHHHH!!!!

Holley Shiftwell: Mater!

{The door to the helicopter opens, and somebody reals in Mater, Holley looks closely, and sees it's Axlerod}

Holley Shiftwell: The good news is we found Axlerod.

Finn McMissile: The bad news is that Mater's in danger! Come on!

{Finn and Holley thunder past McQueen at Flo's Cafe}

McQueen: What the hell is going on?!

Holley Shiftwell: Mater's in danger!

McQueen: Mater?! Danger?! Count me in!

{McQeen joins the chase, cut to the interior of the helicopter with Mater behind bars}

Mater: Hey, don't I remember you from somewhere?

Miles Axlerod: No. *laughs* Yes! You're the bloke that got me arrested in London, ya coward! I'm MILES AXLEROD, I'm here to kill you!

Mater: And, how are you going to do that?

Miles Axlerod: Simple: I jump out of the helicopter with a parachute, and leave in the helicopter and let it run into a cliff! I'm a genius!

{Cut to Finn, Holley, and McQueen rushing past the Wheel Well restaurant}

Sally: What's going on?

McQueen: It's Mater! Mater's been car-napped!

Sally: Car-napped?! I'm in!

{Sally joins the chase, cut to Axlerod preparing to jump from the helicopter}

Miles Axlerod: Goodbye, Mater! I hope you'll have a nice "fright"! *laughs evily*

Mater: Dad gum.

{Miles Axlerod jumps from the helicopter, and pulls the string to his backpack, a pile of utensils [Forks, spoons, etc] fall from the backpack}

Miles Axlerod: @#%$^! I must have got the wrong one! *pulls the string again, but nothing happens* HELP ME!

{Minny and Van are eating at the Wheel Well, Miles comes out of nowhere and falls on their table, glasses, plates, and food fly everywhere}

Van: Maybe we should go find another table.

Minny: Agreed.

{Van and Minny leave the table}

Miles Axlerod: What about me!

{Finn comes up behind Axlerod and wires him up in his grappling hook and ties him up}

Finn McMissile: He's all yours, Sherriff.

Sherriff: Thanks, Finn.

{Sherriff takes Axlerod to the Impound, cut to Holley, McQueen, and Sally chasing the helicopter}

Sally: We have to save him, but how?

Holley Shiftwell: I know!

{Holley activates her wings and flies toward the helicopter, tears off the door, and flies inside}

Mater: Holley! It's you!

Holley: Yeah yeah, come on.

{Holley attaches Mater's hook to her wheel and staps it on, then flies out of the helicopter}

Helicopter: This is fun! *he sees the cliff face* @#%$^...

{The helicopter runs into the cliff and explodes, cut to Holley and Mater preparing to land, McQueen and Sally prepare a tramploine for the two, and they come landing on it}

Mater: That was fun!!

Holley Shiftwell: Not really.

Finn McMissile: Well at least Axlerod is caught.

{Cut to the Impound with Sherriff and Miles Axlerod}

Sherriff: OK, Miles, what's your wife's phone number?

Miles Axlerod: I ain't married. *laughs sarcastically* Yes, I AM married!

Sherriff: Then what's her phone number?

Miles Axlerod: Here ya go. *hands Sherriff a random phone number*

Darrell Cartrip: Hello?

Sherriff: Are you Axlerod's wife?

Darrell Cartrip: What? I'm Darrell Cartrip! *hangs up*

{Sherriff calls another car}

Francesco Bernoulli: Yes, this is Francesco, how can I help you?

Sherriff: Axlerod's wife?

Francesco Bernoulli: AXLEROD'S WIFE! He a calls a Francesco a wife! What kinda idiot would call a Francesco a wife?! *hangs up*

Sherriff: *growing very mad* What's her phone number?!

Miles Axlerod: Oh, it's not like you're gonna know.

Sherriff: *grabs out a gun*

Miles Axlerod: Alright! Alright! Here it is!

{Sherriff calls Miles' wife, cut to Axlerod's mansion in London, a 2 year old Range Rover picks up the phone}

2 year old Range Rover: Yes?

Sherriff: Who are you?

2 year old Range Rover: Max, Max - uh. Mommy, what's my last name?

Voice: Why do you wanna know?

{A female Range Rover Evoque rolls down from the upper part of the house, which turns out to be Axlerod's wife}

Range Rover (Female): Max, what have I told you about using the phone?

Max Axlerod: To not too, mommy?

Range Rover (Female): Correct. *grabs the phone* Hello?

Sherriff: Yes, this is the Sherriff of Radiator Springs, I've come to call and say that your husband has been a- *cut off by Miles*

Miles Axlerod: A very good boy! *Sherriff pushes him away*

Sherriff: -a very naughty boy. Can you please come and pick him up?

Range Rover (Female): Right away then. *hangs up* Come on, Max. We have to go find your daddy.

Max Axlerod: OK.

{Cut to Radiator Springs the next day, two Tange Rover's pull up to the Impound}

Miles Axlerod: Daphne! Max! It's you!

Daphne Axlerod (Female Range Rover): You're coming with me, mister! *grabs his rear-view mirror*

Miles Axlerod: Hey let go of me! Honey, that hurts! Oww!

Finn McMissile: Punishments seem to get worse every year. *looks at Daphne grabbing Miles by his rear-view mirror*

McQueen: Agreed.

Holley Shiftwell: We have to go now Mater, goodbye!

Mater: Goodbye! And thanks for savin' me! Hope you come again for another date!

Holley Shiftwell: Yeah, there will never be a "next time"...

Finn McMissile: Goodbye!

Everybody else: Goodbye!

{Cut to Finn and Holley entering Siddeley, and Siddeley flies back to C.H.R.O.M.E. HQ}

~John

[Nicholas (Nictrain123)]

Hmm, the phone joke was kinda overused a bit :-\

But still, very good work!